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I thought we could start the ball rolling with
this Poem we received last Xmas from our favourite contractor. Some words have
been changed or indeed asterixed to protect the innocent. We like
both versions and thank them for their kind words.
money
is tight & times are hard
so
here's your blinking christmas card,
I've
worked my xxxx off,
from jan to december
but
do you even care, or will you remember
now for a short two weeks, it'll cost me dear
I'll
smoke like a beagle, & drink gallons of beer
I'll
eat like a glutton, & make myself sick
cursing
the so and so's, who dish out the stick I'll
spend all my money, on wine, women & song
not
really knowing what's right from what's wrong
but
is it all worth it, I hear you all cheer
cos
I'll still feel awful in the new year I'll
sit on my butt now, the years work is over
and
I'll add up my losses, whilst I am still sober
but
whilst I was sat here, thinking, who gives a jot
I
was suddenly struck with this sobering thought isn't
it a xxx that on you I'm reliant
a
crabbit wee xxxxxx,
but my favourite client! merry
xmas & happy new year from sandy & jools
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